Look into my eyes

Jag blev hypnotiserad idag. En person kom fram till mig i Täby centrum och sa:

Look into my eyes look into my eyes... have you heard of this plattång, it´s a wooonderful thing fron Italy, keep looking, look into my eyes, let me show... you want volume yes? Lookie lookie, just one two three and bend! Look into my eyes, brings out oil from hair, cheramic so no harm done to hair, look look look into my eyes, you have very short hair (konstaterat med snudd på avsmak) so it will be special price for you, look into my eyes, will that be cash or creditcard? Thankyou, keep looking... and when I snap my fingers you will remember nothing of this conversation... *snap*

Uh, vad hände liksom? En keramisk plattång rikare.