Jag gör ett försök att sprida lite hohoho så här i juletider. Med en munter historia.
A bus stops and 2 old Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of them say the following:
Emma come first.
Den I come.
Den two asses come together.
I come once-a-more!
Two asses, they come together again.
I come again and pee twice.
Then I come one lasta time.
The lady can't take this anymore and says: You foul-mouthed sex obsessed foreign pigs, In this country, we don't speak aloud in public places about our sex lives.
Hey, coola down lady, said the Italian man.Who talka abouta sex? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spella Mississippi.